Short Story Collections
 
 
  Stories to read in your coffee break, on the train, in the bath, or on the beach. 
 
 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
  
 
 
  Ten short stories illustrating the 
  pleasures and pitfalls of growing 
  men from beans. How do you get 
  rid of a bean man when he's 
  outlived his usefulness? Why do 
  Emily's men seem to have an 
  aversion to mushrooms? How 
  does 'Spider' know so much about 
  the moon? What's so special 
  about Las Vegas? Find out in 
  'Grow Your Own Man', a humorous 
  look at the pros and cons of 
  having green fingers. 
 
 
  A collection of short stories 
  loosely linked by the theme of 
  love. Stories of meetings and 
  partings. Stories of hope and 
  loss. Romance, danger, desire 
  and wishful thinking. A little 
  humour, a dash of pathos and 
  a whole lot of love. 
 
 
  The collected stories from the 
  Vertigo Research Labs. How 
  can stairs stop working, when 
  up becomes down? Can 
  something be bigger on the 
  inside than it is on the 
  outside? Jepherson Thomas, 
  janitor at the Vertigo labs, 
  tells all in eleven humorous 
  stories from the world's most 
  unlikely research 
  establishment. 
 
 
  A woman dreams of chameleons 
  every night; a man in an orange 
  jumpsuit finds himself marooned 
  on a featureless plain; the first 
  confirmed message from an 
  extra terrestrial source; a cube 
  with a mind of it's own and a 
  bored space explorer all feature 
  in this collection of eleven sci fi 
  short stories in the old style. No 
  magic, no wizards, no warlocks, 
  no werewolves and not a 
  vampire in sight. 
 
 
  Ten tales in each 
  volume from the 
  Poachers Inn Quiz 
  Team, ‘The Women 
  Furies’.
  Four men talking 
  rubbish, drinking beer 
  and squabbling with 
  the Poachers Inn 
  Darts Team.
 
 
  The Holey Oak had stood 
  for hundreds of years until it 
  was brought down in a 
  storm. The rotten stain in its 
  trunk had an uncanny 
  resemblance to Jesus, 
  which Davey, who 
  considered himself an 
  ‘entreprenoor’ (his spelling), 
  saw as yet another 
  money making 
  opportunity.
  Two volumes of 
  humorous short stories 
  about an irascible old man 
  simply trying to get by.
 
 
  Review of Davey and the Holey Oak by Elizabeth Rowan Keith at Smashwords Mar 2 2022
  I am always thrilled to find a new release by Barnaby Wilde. His gift of storytelling through wit and wisdom should 
  appeal to any thoughtful reader. His characters are believable and entertain with snappy dialog and quirky action. 
  Settings are vivid and full of fun. Often I can picture myself among it all. As an American who has never visited the 
  United Kingdom I must admit to having never been to a pub, do not know what kind of pie might be there, and have 
  never held a pint. But I can imagine it all with the help of Barnaby Wilde.
  Review of The Women Furies by Suzy Stewart Dubot at Smashwords Dec 24 2020
  A long-time fan of Barnaby Wilde, I am never disappointed with his stories or his quirky poems. This collection of 
  stories is delightful and gave me an enjoyable escape from confinement. I can also recommend his story 'Out of 
  Time.'
  Review of Love by JoniH2503 at Smashwords Mar 3 2019
  An enjoyable volume of heart warming stories, many with an unexpected twist to finish. These are a perfect length for 
  reading on a bus or train commute or at a lunch or coffee break.Recommended!
  Review of Love by h5bea at Smashwords Mar 8 2019
  A surprising selection of "love stories", really illustrating "Aspects of love " in very varied and often surprising tales. 
  Each one "stand alone" a most soothing, comforting way to end my day. Loved it!
  Review of Vertigo by Tracey Howard at Smashwords Jan 3 2015
  A unique collection of short stories based around one central character who tells his tales with gentle humor and 
  good natured acceptance of the truly unusual place he works in. (not to mention the not-so-subtle lessons in 
  science!) I whole-heartedly recommend this read for anyone who enjoys a little fantasy with their physics and a good 
  chuckle with their coffee read!
  Review of Grow Your Own Man by Krystal and David at Smashwords Mar 21 2020
  The perfect coronavirus antidote! ‘Grow your own man’ is a quirky yet strangely poignant look at the benefits and 
  pitfalls of trying to ‘grow’ the perfect partner. Broken down into convenient bite-size chapters, the book tells the story 
  of Emily and the amusing events that occur after she replies to a classified ad to ‘grow your own man’. I won’t give 
  any spoilers, but suffice to say that Emily learns a great deal about herself, horticulture, and the outcomes of replying 
  to ‘too good to be true’ advertisements. The book is a lovely twist on the Shirley Valentine quest for the ideal soul-
  mate that we all experience at some point in our lives. Readers will connect with the book not only on a humorous 
  level, but in the way it raises questions about whether it is better to try to mould our partner into the person we think 
  we want, or rely on chance to connect us with that unique, special one. All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed the book, and 
  will be returning for more of Barnaby Wilde’s witty and thought-provoking stories.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Barnaby Wilde (author)